Frog 🐸

[jasonbr1975]

KORN!

 

[C. Keeper]

 

[Greg Jones]

The wife and I ate dinner at the Foolish Frog restaurant in Beaufort SC last night and they have those signs in their parking lot!

 

[SmokeOCD]

 

[C. Keeper]

 

[C. Keeper]

 

[AlphaPapa]

There was a man who lived in Florida that had a large swimming pool in which he kept dolphins. Over the years he had discovered if he fed the dolphins seagulls they lived forever. One day he went out to shoot some seagulls for his dolphins. When he returned he was surprised to find a lion lying in front of the gate to his back yard. He watched the lion for a while and decided that it seemed very calm and sedate. Needing to feed his dolphins, he decided to approach the lion slowly, reach across him to open the gate and step over him. Sirens immediately went off and the state patrol arrested him. He was charged with transporting gulls across staid lions for immortal porpoises.

 

[Greg Jones]

My dad was a simple man, but brilliant at the same time. One of his favorite sayings was a response if someone said ‘If…’ Dad would respond ‘If a frog had wings, he wouldn’t bump his ass!’

 

[C. Keeper]

My dad was a simple man, but brilliant at the same time. One of his favorite sayings was a response if someone said ‘If…’ Dad would respond ‘If a frog had wings, he wouldn’t bump his ass!’

 

[SmokeOCD]

 

[Greg Jones]

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Love it!

 

[Motodad1776]

"Why did the treefrog fall out of the tree?" ANSWER: It was dead.

 

[SmokeOCD]

The groundhog will soon tell us how many more weeks of FROG we will have to endure.

 

[RattleR]

My dad was a simple man, but brilliant at the same time. One of his favorite sayings was a response if someone said ‘If…’ Dad would respond ‘If a frog had wings, he wouldn’t bump his ass!’

Mine too

 

[Lager1829]

The groundhog will soon tell us how many more weeks of FROG we will have to endure.

And two more weeks of Taylor Swift

 

[C. Keeper]

The groundhog will soon tell us how many more weeks of FROG we will have to endure.

 

[SmokeOCD]

And two more weeks of Taylor Swift

I've read they're going to make her the mascot for team blue. So.... 10 more months. Hope it's not really true.

 

[RattleR]

Mine too

And another one, Might …. mites grow on chicken butts.

 

[C. Keeper]

 

[SmokeOCD]